Laaiaim Mayer was projected to Earth through a malfunctioning wormhole. They intended to land in a Crawl Lee Inn resort spa retreat to soak and soak in the upper dimensional miner Al's healing froth, yet, the slightest gravitational wave/wake from Myckel Jack's son's cosmic yacht, "the King of Popcorn", sent them astray and sent their hopes and dreams smack dab into the ecstatic collapse of the grand experiment. Loki's ugly head has emerged to show the putrid underbelly, and Laaiam is desperately trying to re-engage the portal, via a pogo stick, missing a spring. Laaiaim likes rice and folf.